The Dunlap Library's first annual (possibly) Anti-Valentine's Day Party was a success! By which I mean, I had a good time. Three girls showed up, and we decorated anti-conversation heart cookies, created an anti-romantic Mad Lib that included the sentence "I'm a weightlifter. And you are the stinkiest girl I've ever seen." We ended the night defacing romance novel covers, and my favorite addition was a speech bubble that said, "Let go! I hate man hair."