Twas the week after Christmas and all through the LEGO Club....kids were arguing about the existance of Santa Claus. Since they weren't necessarily being mean to each other, I let them go at it. They've got to figure it out someday. I don't think any of them were budging in their beliefs anyway.
It was all very normal until this conversation happened, and I had to bite my hand to keep from busting out laughing:
Cynic: Santa is completely imaginary!
Believer: Then who brings you presents!?
Cynic: It's one of those elves. An elf brings you presents, not Santa, obviously.
Also, there was LEGO building.